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Joey The Magical Dog’s Official (Semi-)Complete Biography

As we painstakingly attempted to piece together the varying accounts of his origination and early years, we realized that the true story would never be known. Indeed Joey’s origins are part of The Great Mystery. And that is OK. Except for when it keeps us up at night.

— Sean & Lydia
Writing this while Joey burps softly (yes, he really burps).
Recorded and duly transcribed July 6, 2017

Birth

Editor’s Note: We suspect it was immaculate conception, but we do not want people to confuse Joey with the one known as Jesus Christ, and furthermore we do not want to inflate his ego. We mean Joey's ego. Not Jesus's ego. Spiritual Teachers do have ego's, we are certain of this.

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silly animated construction gif from the old days

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